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Convenience-store stick-up robber lets stressed-out clerk call 911 in case she has a heart attack. "You have a good day. I'm sorry this had to happen. I'm sorry. God!" Actual quote. Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your robber, today. Sorry for any inconvenience...
I know! It's an opportunity for a new greeting card line! "I'm sorry my robbery caused you to have a heart attack...[inside, picture of Teddy bear in prison black-and-whites], Hope you feel better BEARY soon!"
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